Transmigrating to the Seventies: Lean on the Absurd and Enjoy the Shade

As an office drone, and one who has been fired at that.

A light rain patters down.

Qiao Xiaomai lifts her head toward the sky and roars: "I would rather betray the whole world than let the whole world betray me!"

0909, who has appeared from a parallel world, hangs in midair, looking like a bouncing thunderbolt.

Qiao Xiaomai: "..."

She keeps her fingers poised like a sword, pointing to the heavens as she proclaims her bold words.

"If the enemy doesn't move, neither do I."

But 0909 moves like lightning, as elusive as a ghost.

"Aaaah! Mom! Mom! Help!"

"Bzzzt! Crackle!"

Qiao Xiaomai collapses to the ground, smoke rising from her whole body.

On her first day in the 1970s

Qiao Xiaomai: "You little punk, where the hell have you brought me?!"

0909: "Welcome to the 1970s."

Qiao Xiaomai: "..."

"Oh, you bastard, freak, son of a bitch! Get me back there!"

"Bzzzt, bzzzt!" She gets another electric shock.

The author has lost it and makes Qiao Xiaomai put the past behind her and earn money by doing absurd jobs.

Qiao Xiaomai: "..."

[Are you sick, or am I sick?!]

The author keeps their head down and writes in silence.

The first time she sees Captain Yan

"Holy crap, he's gorgeous! Hehe!~(^з^)-☆ Just my type! I'm going to get him."

With an imposing air (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง: "I want all his information in one minute."

0909, posing as a secretary: "His name is Yan Tie Zhu. He is..."

She chokes back a laugh.

"What's his name?"

"His surname is Yan, and his given name is Tie Zhu!"

"Pfft, hahaha!"

"Hahaha! A Ferrari's face, but a tractor's name."

Yan Tie (￣( bear )￣)