Goofy humor + memes + absurdity + wild antics + comedy
Jiang Ning woke up to find herself transmigrated into a cannon-fodder character who wouldn't survive three chapters. From the start, she was about to be sold as a sacrifice to heaven?
Don't panic. It's no big deal.
She turned around and pulled off an epic scam on the all-powerful Regent, then ran off with the money. The name of the game was thrills!
[Ding! As long as your thoughts are goofy enough, the Plot God Will Chase You Around System has been activated!]
From then on, Jiang Ning never turned back from her path of going completely wild.
While everyone else farmed crops, she planted beans and somehow grew a plump white radish son who called her Mom the moment he opened his mouth, and even had an illusion technique that made dreams come true?
Well, would you look at that! One dared to plant, and the other dared to grow!
And so, a little metaphysics stall selling pie in the sky appeared on East Street in the capital.
"What would you like to try, customer? Tearing into the worst people, getting promoted and rich, or snuggling sweetly with your secret crush? One coin, and your dream comes true!"
Just as her business was taking off, she found herself caught between city enforcers and street thugs!
Jiang Ning stayed calm in the face of danger, scooped up her radish son, and stuffed him into the Regent's carriage right in front of the entire capital.
The Regent looked at the springy radish in his arms, who was calling him Dad, and fell apart on the spot.
He swore he would dig three feet underground if necessary to find that woman!
Later, when Jiang Ning used shared single-horse rides to ease traffic congestion, delivery birds to earn a million a month, and a gossip weekly to control public opinion throughout the city...
Everyone: Great one, we bow to you!
Xiao Moyan: Fine. What's wrong with my princess consort being a little crazy? Let her do as she pleases. I can afford it.
