After transmigrating to Mondstadt, I unexpectedly bind myself to the [Slacker’s Fortune System]. All I have to do is lie in bed until noon at the Angel’s Share to get a reward of moldy dandelion bread; yawn at the Knights of Favonius’ front gate and I’ll receive three crates of expired cider. When I’m lying under the Anemo Archon’s statue, counting clouds, Barbatos actually brings me chilled dandelion wine himself. “The crown of the ultimate slacker’s paradise is due for a new wearer, isn’t it?”
As the most useless diplomatic envoy in history, I make it onto Mondstadt’s rich list by “mooching off Venti’s lyre, swindling Diluc out of wine, and reselling the remains of Klee’s bombs.” Then one day, I run into a golden-haired foreigner munching on a Sunsettia. This Traveler, who is destined to upend the seven nations, is being talked into hawking Slime Condensate on the street with moldy bread. “Stick with me, and I’ll make sure you eat your way through Wanmin Restaurant in Liyue!”
When the dragon crisis descends with the Traveler’s arrival, I hold up the leaky iron pot the System just rewarded me with in one hand and grab the bard trying to slip away with the other. “Weren’t we supposed to be slacking partners? Hurry up and use your divine singing to help the people of Teyvat get some sleep!”
[How to enjoy this story]
◆ A goofy merchant × a drunken Anemo Archon, with Mondstadt’s entire cast getting dragged into trouble
◆ “A shady Liyue merchant? I learned from Mondstadt’s biggest schemer!”
◆ The System’s rewards are never normal, but somehow they always sell for a fortune
◆ Traveler: I should never have teamed up with this swindler!
Hehe, give my brother a perfect rating. It must be perfect. Hee hee Delta ID maple leaves sing in the sky and the wind calms down