I'm Chen Xin. My arms and legs are gone, and I'm paralyzed in bed. I make a living playing games with chopsticks in my mouth.
Who knew that the good-for-nothing-style beauty I controlled in the game would actually be a real person?!
I couldn't keep my eyes off her body and tried to exploit a bug to peek under her skirt. She sent a furious telepathic message: “...Don't look.” I was so startled I dropped my chopsticks!
I complained that she moved too slowly and cursed her out as useless, but she actually had an epiphany on the spot, saying I was tempering her Dao Heart!
I used a player's perspective to mock her Five Elements deficient spirit root, and she treated my words as supreme Daoist wisdom, vanquishing her inner demon on the spot!
An ancient Nascent Soul monster possessed her body, and a Ten Thousand Souls Sword Formation threatened to destroy the heavens and earth.
She waited in despair for death, while I rubbed my hands together in excitement
“A level-one Qi Refining alt, soloing a Nascent Soul boss? Come on, let me teach you what real skill looks like!”
Afterward, she asked reverently, “Senior, who are you, really?”
I thought for a moment, then typed a line: “Remember, I'm your long-lost biological dad.”
