I, Chen Xin, am paralyzed in bed with broken arms and legs, and make a living by playing games with chopsticks in my mouth.
Who would have known that the pretty loser girl I control in the game is actually a real person? !
I was greedy for her body and wanted to look at the bottom of her skirt. She was so embarrassed and angry that she said: "... Don't look", which scared me so much that I even dropped my chopsticks!
I thought she was slow and yelled at her that she was a loser. She actually had an epiphany on the spot and said that I was trying to temper her Taoist heart!
I used my player mentality to complain about the Five Elements Wasted Spiritual Root, but she actually regarded it as the supreme voice and killed my inner demon on the spot!
The old monster Yuanying took away her body, and the Ten Thousand Soul Sword Formation destroyed the world.
She was waiting to die in despair, but I rubbed my hands together excitedly——
"Level-1 Qi Refining trumpet, single-player Nascent Soul BOSS? Come on, let me teach you what technique is!"
Afterwards, she asked piously: "Senior, who are you?"
I thought about it and typed the next line: "Remember, I am your long-lost biological father."