Heavenly Dao Fines: When the Cultivation World Starts Collecting Debts

[Madman! He’s really, really, really, really, really gone mad!!!] + [In debt from the start]

Other cultivators cultivate by guzzling spirit stones and comprehending the Great Dao. Chen Li cultivates by calculating fines and summoning junk.

After all, in this cultivation world, having a baby means signing a “spiritual-energy debt indenture contract.” Help a slave up, and people ask, “If you didn’t hit them, why help?” Even breathing costs a “hyperventilation fee.”

Luckily, he has two golden fingers: the Pauper’s Eye, which scans hidden labels on all things. One glance tells him a Foundation Establishment cultivator is behind on 5,000 units of spiritual energy tax.

And a calculator that can summon junk from the mortal realm. Enter 1,000 yuan and it brings over a beat-up truck, which hits a cultivator trying to stage an accident so hard he can’t even hold on to his baton.

“Fellow Daoist Zhao, you used counterfeit spirit stones to scam people? Under the Anti-Capitalist Cultivation Regulations, either pay me back with 100 real spirit stones, or I’ll bury your cave abode under a pile of junk.”

In this absurd cultivation world gone mad, Chen Li has realized one thing: instead of cultivating, it’s better to master the rules.

After all, the true winner in cultivation is the one who can use the rules to make capitalists cry!