[The corporate drone’s comeback + hilarious commentary + post-apocalyptic development + patriotic passion]
The blood moon rises, and the office turns into a zombie cafeteria in an instant!
As corporate drone Lin Tang works overtime revising the eighteenth version of a proposal, her supervisor’s fangs are barely three centimeters from her throat. Facing the slick-haired boss who used to dock her bonuses, rage wells up in her heart and she finds the courage to lash out:
“You want to bite me? Pay me my wages first, you dead piece of trash!”
She kicks apart a fire hydrant, and shards of glass pierce a carotid artery. On the first day of the apocalypse, Lin Tang scores her first kill by ranting!
In the depths of desperation, she awakens the [Everything Interconnected System] and discovers a shocking secret:
The harsher her insults, the stronger her abilities!
Want to sense which wall is about to collapse? Call out its shoddy construction!
Found an abandoned fuel tank? Curse the price of gas!
Can’t get the apocalyptic generator working? Rant about the client’s insane demands!
While everyone else struggles to survive in a sea of zombies, Lin Tang gathers a retired soldier, a tech geek, and a healer girl, then leads them on the road to becoming the “wasteland scrap kings” and building a new home:
Rave in a condemned building and send the pursuers flying!
Trade canned food for intelligence, and leave the military impressed!
Mix baijiu with gasoline, then race off in a beat-up car spitting flames!
From kicking in her zombie supervisor’s skull to fixing the pipes in their new home,
Lin Tang’s ultimate goal never changes:
Fight the fiercest battles, deliver the sharpest insults, and protect the loveliest home!
