
The Apricot Blossom Blows All over the Head and Twists Off the Scumbag's Head
杏花吹满头,扭断渣男头
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- 291k Words
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- Ancient Romance
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- Palace & Household Intrigue
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- Female
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- 21d ago
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Overall, it was okay, but I loved the man so much that I could barely watch it. At the end, the male protagonist made the female protagonist reluctantly go see her ex-husband for the last time. The true love between these two men was not good. Then in the end, the male protagonist was promoted to a high position by the female protagonist, who gave birth to three children behind her back. Every time there is an aggrieved episode, book reviews always explain it by saying that the heroine just likes to pretend to be a family drinker and doesn't care about them. I can only say that she is a very standard person, not that happy, but still female-friendly.
Don't be misled by the rating, it's a very nice book. The heroine has a very special personality and the plot is not cliché. Who would have thought that the pregnant woman brought back by the general would die the next day? The author's choice of words and sentences is very interesting, and it just stuck in my heart.
It's very interesting. In the old story about the general taking a pregnant woman home, there is a new and different plot. The heroine is really smart and full of vitality. She seems to be able to deal with all crises with ease. She has great insight and is able to detect opportunities and deal with them in advance. The supporting characters are also all smart and lively, and there are no absolute bad guys. The writing is humorous and sometimes a bit unexpected. This is the wonderful imagination that humans have. It's such a pity that her talents can only pave the way for the male protagonist, and the ending is a bit hasty.
Let's talk about the shortcomings first: the heroine's charm is indeed compromised in the ending because she feels like she is washing her underwear with a cold face, and the hero's charm is even more compromised. It seems that brotherhood has always been realistic in the hero's heart over love. The two brothers quarrel and fight and never really hold grudges. Instead, they take turns to make the heroine unhappy. The heroine can't get around these two people. It's better for the three of you to live together. It's a pity that there are holes in the ending that are not filled up. Advantages: The author's writing style is very novel and sophisticated. It may not be the first time he writes an article. He chooses words and sentences, the tone is just right, and he has black humor from time to time. It has a weird and festive feeling like a disco in front of the grave. The heroine is designed to be a real heroine who can retaliate with her fairy spirit. She doesn't move her hand forward at the zero frame. She is a heroine that Tomato doesn't have that doesn't talk nonsense but has strong attack power. In the middle period, the sister-in-law play is very exciting and has a pure sister-in-law flavor. The rhythm is extremely comfortable until the marriage. It is difficult not to fall in love with the heroine. Summary: The writing style and writing style are both worth appreciating. If there was no part about the marriage, I would give it a 9.8. Overall, it would be a 9.2. The author is good at writing and I will read the next one.
Sure enough, someone who knows how to write can write any bad jokes beautifully! Don't be put off by the introduction, it really deserves five stars! The author's humor is very special, and the plot is crisp and clear, with no nonsense words or cliche scenes. Everything is unexpected and reasonable. I stayed up late to read it and couldn't stop reading it! What's rare is that most of the abuse is focused on the scumbag's ex-husband. As for the female supporting character, the plot is just a brief introduction. It feels like we have tried our best to avoid writing about female rivalry. The first female supporting character's last act even before she died was to protect the heroine from being wronged. Everyone got the ending they deserved, really. The heroine has always stood at the high point of IQ and overlooked all kinds of people. She can act like a monkey as much as she likes. The super high force value also ensures that even if the opponent cannot play strategically and becomes angry and resorts to force, it will be in vain. The male protagonist is also very smart. At this time, the advantage of the author's high IQ is reflected. The heroine's IQ in her novel is high enough, so that when shaping the male protagonist, there is no need to deliberately lower the IQ to make him look like a fool. It feels so good that the two sides are evenly matched mentally during the confrontation phase! It's the feeling that the male protagonist is already very smart and strong, but in front of the female protagonist, he is still treated like a beautiful monkey and can be teased as much as he likes. He tries his best but still can't win, and finally can't help but be attracted, and falls step by step! So cool! ! !
After only reading about 30 chapters, I decided to give it five stars first. The author's writing style is really wonderful. I can feel that his writing skills are profound and his thinking is quite mature. You can ignore the plot for now and give five stars to the author for his skill! I sincerely recommend this book. Don't say you don't understand it. The author just didn't explain it in detail, and it doesn't matter if you don't understand it at all. Seriously, this article is a rare pearl!
I can't help but give it a good review first, it's fascinating and unconventional, and I'm looking forward to seeing the plot behind it. I know why the plot is exciting at the beginning but the rating is not as high as 9.5 Or above. The male protagonist is a failure, completely unworthy of the female protagonist, and loves men extremely. When faced with a disgusting male character who molests a young child and betrays his good deeds, the male protagonist can still say righteously and awe-inspiring, "He is not worthy of death." [Smile] The ex-husband died in the last few pages, and the male protagonist wanted to save him again and again, and always wanted the female protagonist to let him go, because the male protagonist became seriously ill after his ex-husband died... Oh my god🤦♀️The whole book is well written, the plot is fascinating, and the ending is a bit fast-paced, but it's not a big problem, but this male protagonist is simply not worthy of the female protagonist.
Only saw a third of it. After fifteen years of reading, I can already give a direct score, and it will not be bad. This article is very humorous. Very funny. The various grasps of people's hearts have led to the convergence of various coincidences, creating a feeling of "fate tricking people", like watching a movie linked together. Very graphic. The reason for the low score is because the holes were dug and not filled in! Waiting for extra episodes to fill in the gaps
A very good book, although there is no rating. The author has solid literary foundation, unique views on life and politics, and frequent use of capable and golden sentences. I like the heroine's sobriety, reason, and intelligence. What I like most is that she really loves herself. Every supporting character is vivid, there is no treacherous villain, no righteousness, and they maintain a balance between the country's loyalty and patriotism and the struggle for power and a bright future. The most rare thing is that the second male lead is not so stupid, can have calculations, can value family ties, maintain friendship, and is not confused by women and irrational. I like the male protagonist and the female protagonist the most. They go from being suspicious and guarded, to gnashing their teeth and then feeling sympathetic towards each other. They are in love for the first time. The male protagonist is not arrogant. He is a good lover and a good friend.
Super pretty! ! ! ! Recommend! ! I almost missed it if I didn't open the rating! ! I love style! The heroine yyds! The human nature is so thoroughly written, the language is interesting, and the story is wonderful! ! The suspense at the end is also amazing [like] My personal rating is 9.6! ! The writing style is very sophisticated, not like a novice author, or one of my favorite newbies. The portrayals of several characters are wonderful, such as Guan Shanyue, Mrs. Guan, the heroine's father, the heroine's mother, etc. The story is not long and there is not much ink, but the characters are three-dimensional. The last words the heroine said to Guan Shanyue gave me goosebumps. To be honest, if Guan had been obedient, the heroine could have helped him ascend to the throne, but he was heartless and unjust. From the moment he came back with a pregnant woman to divorce his wife, his death was determined. In the last part, I don't really like Ogibai. He kidnaps the heroine morally to do things she doesn't like. In fact, the heroine can live a comfortable life without him. It's just that the heroine needs a man. He is considered high-quality among men. The author will soon publish the second book! ! !
It's very interesting, with frequent golden sentences. The characters have distinct and unique personalities. Guan Shanyue is a bit funny [face cover] [face cover], cute and powerful, selfish and ruthless, a reckless man who persistently calculates everything but is not shrewd, making people hate him. Bai Di is also very interesting. He treats Ren Xin with a picky attitude, but in the end he sinks in [face covering] and is easily manipulated by Ren Xin. The heroine is the one who controls the whole scene. Guan Shanyue's mother and Bai Di's mother are also very unique and interesting. I don't quite understand the ending of the clay doll. Two brushes when you have time
This is one of the better female protagonists I have watched recently, but the male protagonist is not worthy of her, and in the last few episodes, there is a feeling of being cold-faced and washing underwear. The male protagonist is not self-conscious about being a dog licker. I feel that I value brotherhood more and would rather have no cp.
Who knows, I couldn't help but stay up late to finish reading it. . . It's not just love, why is it so beautiful? Both the male and female protagonists like it very much. I like their interaction, the male protagonist is like a grinning puppy and can't do anything to the female protagonist. The heroine has such a strong character, independent, unique, sober, and retributive [laughs] but she also has a pure side. I like it so much. The author writes a lot of books. (But why did the author leave a hook at the end [laughing and crying] I don't understand whether the heroine has one or two personalities, and who Yun Chuiye is)
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Nice! This is the first time I take the initiative to review. This book is so well written. The plot is unconventional, the characters have distinct personalities, and Ren Xin's personality charm is so strong. She is both in and out of the game, calm and self-possessed, with incisive words and some dry humor, which can penetrate the heart.
The writing is very good and the rhythm is good. The characters, including some minor characters, are quite fleshed out and have two sides. The car written by the author is also poetic and picturesque, very tactful and direct. The interaction between the male and female protagonists is quite interesting. There's just something about it that I'm not very happy with. The last few chapters are always wiping the male protagonist's butt, and it's really cool to take on the male role. I forgot to mention that I feel like the hero and his ex-husband are a couple, and they really love each other so much. I actually don't think the male protagonist is good enough, but with the support of others and the fact that he was chosen by the female protagonist, I'll have to accept it. I don't agree with the saying that the heroine is a spoiled wife. This is obviously keeping the hero as a pet. Your cat broke the vase, why don't you clean it up? Of course, I don't like to keep pets, so I don't like to wipe other people's butts either.
This novel is great, and the portrayal of human nature is really good. A scumbag is a real scumbag, and there is no false love that cannot be achieved. The author writes it very clearly. I am really tired of using love to disguise despicability.
Ended on 2026.2.26.17.27 I read another one first and then this one. This one also has a heroine. It's not as good as that one but it's still a masterpiece. It's a complete heroine. I love it𓆩♡𓆪 In fact, do you know? I feel that the failure of this book is not that the pitfalls were not filled in at the end, but that the heroine was already very good and powerful, but in the end she had no choice but to marry a man. But this is also because of objective facts and no other reason. Well, another way is that I feel that the heroine gave up on that place in the north, um. Right, I feel that the female protagonist is powerful and scheming. Well, if she gets to Beichen, she will be a female emperor. But she does it for the male protagonist, and she grew up in Dayong. It is understandable that she wants to return to Dayong. This is also hers. Choice, but I feel that the male protagonist is not worthy of her choice at all, because the male protagonist is between the female protagonist Guan Shanyue. I feel that he is still more partial to Guan Shanyue. If this is a male-male novel, it must be very good, that is, between the two male protagonists. The emotions are also described in a very delicate way, which people can understand, but I still understand it, but I don't respect it, because I feel that this is really a backstab to the female protagonist, but the male protagonist doesn't understand anything, and he just has that kind of upward thinking. Straight up, if he doesn't have any brains, he just has no brains. He just has no brains. Uh, and then he asks the female protagonist to wipe his butt. I feel that he just changed from Guan Shanyue to another man and still has to wipe the man's butt. I feel that the male protagonist is very unworthy.
Looks great! I like the character of the heroine. I finally see a heroine who doesn't just save people when she sees them. She's not a lively little sun heroine who jumps around all day long and laughs. She is mature and stable and has the resourcefulness of a man. She has the courage to act decisively. This is the heroine we like!
It's good-looking. It's actually from the author's series of novels about CP-free fun, but the style is quite different, so I completely forgot about it when I added it to my bookshelf for a while and read it again. However, the writing is still consistent. At the beginning, I thought it was a frustrating story. In fact, the heroine is smart and has extremely high strength. The emotional line is also interesting, and it is completely against the Lu couple. Who knows, after watching a third of the movie, I suddenly realized that the hero is really the hero's redemption hahahahaha. It's a pity that there is suspense from the beginning to the end. It doesn't affect the ending, but I still wish to have extra chapters to fill in the pits.
It's so good. I really like this story. Lots of cute and joyful ideas and settings. The ending is also just right, and the story stops at a great time. I would rather call it a story than a novel. The story does not need to fill in every hole, and explain everything clearly, but it is still presented completely, leaving room for reverie, which is also very interesting. I especially like the female gaze angle. It is a true female standard. The heroine does not need to be called the heroine. She is the only protagonist. She does not need to consider or consider potential social rules. She only needs to be herself, think how she thinks, and behave how she behaves. Every character is three-dimensional and multi-faceted. For example, the ex is not portrayed as a complete scumbag, only the identity of a scumbag. On the other hand, as a general, he also has his own sense of mission. He hates him one second but respects him the next. Just like the author describes the contrast between black and white, positive and negative, cunning and cleverness in several paragraphs, the character creation is also two-sided, and the character traits created by the environment are also "both" and "and", with advantages and disadvantages integrated into one. I stayed up late to finish reading it. I am very grateful to the author. I like the writing style and look forward to the next book!
The writing can be given five stars. The suspense in the early stages was quite attractive, but the ending seemed sloppy and boring. It's true as other readers said, I felt it was 9.8 In the previous article, and 8.9 After reading it. [The following contains spoilers] 1. The heroine has such a strong setting, whether it is brain power, force, or even financial resources, she can kill Beichen and become the empress. As a result, they gave birth to three children after marriage, supporting the male protagonist to become a powerful minister, supporting his ex-husband's mother, and taking care of his sister-in-law. It's really the plus version of washing underwear with a cold face 2. It doesn't matter that the male protagonist is good friends with his ex-husband. The male protagonist reminds him many times that his merits are more important than his. My ex-husband insisted on going his own way and even protected his subordinates from committing crimes. The male protagonist has to save her life and death, and he doesn't care about the female protagonist's feelings. I really think they are getting by. The male protagonist pretends to be ill and asks the female protagonist to see her ex-husband for the last time. ??? The male protagonist witnessed with his own eyes that his ex-husband treated her badly. 3. I was curious before that so many people read this book, but no one revealed who killed the mistress. Oh, it turns out that the ending is not revealed, and it's all up to the readers to guess. Fortunately, some book friends wrote very good comments and answered my doubts.
It's quite interesting, and quite exciting. The brotherhood between the male protagonist and the second male protagonist is really touching. I feel that the male protagonist and the second male protagonist are very ordinary. It's only because of the female protagonist that they can live such a comfortable life. The general is really common, he has such a big face, Xiao He succeeds and Xiao He fails.
Very strong, extremely strong The story is very complete, with foreshadowing and recycling before and after. There are quite a lot of killings and supernatural events in the whole story (the author did not fully explain it), so the humorous plot lightens the atmosphere, and the overall story is very relaxing and enjoyable. The plot is also okay. Although it obviously starts to lose its power in the middle and late stages, the ending is not bad. However, it is indeed a pity that the scary and supernatural atmosphere in the early stage completely disappears in the middle and late stages and is avoided. The characters are very three-dimensional, most of the characters are three-dimensional, and the supporting roles are also quite outstanding. There are not many scenes, but everyone has memorable points. Then the heroine, the heroine has a strong personality, a very high self-identity, and a strong sense of deservingness. Such a heroine can really choose where she lives and who she marries. She is a well-deserved heroine. [Like] [Like] [Like] I give all five stars to the heroine. I fell in love with the heroine all the way. In addition, this introduction is completely unworthy of the article [laughs] When I read the introduction, I thought it was just a clichéd article, and I almost missed it. I am looking forward to the author's extra chapters!
The author has such a good writing style and entered Tomato. It's very exciting. The writing is smooth and the style is also very unique. The whole article has a touch of cold humor. Although it is a plot about the ex-husband not loving him and turning around and remarrying, it has a different plot core from other similar novels on Tomato. The heroine is a very ruthless baby. It looks so exciting [Adoration] The author's writing style also looks like a large size
I just wanted to give it a try at first, because the rating was so low, I was actually a little worried, but after seeing many readers' comments, I felt it was worth a try. I fell in love with it as soon as I saw it, and now I've finished it. It feels very much to my liking, and I especially appreciate the character of Hostess Ginseng, which makes people feel very strong, reliable, and secure. This kind of person will feel very at ease as a family member. The heroine and the hero are completely confrontational at first, but later on the hero gradually gets to know the heroine and is attracted to the real heroine. Even if she seems cunning, sinister, vicious and hypocritical in your eyes, it is this kind of her that I love. The most distinctive characteristic of the male protagonist is that he has his own bottom line of principles. He must deal with Guan Shanyue, but the female protagonist also said that she will support him, so she is really reliable. There are many sentences in the book that are to the point and clear and make people think, and make people think about the three views. The only regret I feel is that the relationship between the two is relatively small. The most important thing is that the pit has not been filled in. There is still something that I don't understand. Are they two personalities or what? I hope my wife will level up quickly and update the extra chapter. I also hope Nozai can write excellent works. Come on, come on [send your heart] [send your heart] [send your heart] [send your heart]
Although I am still a little dissatisfied with the ending, I think the rating of this book should be higher than 9.2. The full star is given to the heroine. The heroine of this book has an absolute charm of personality. Although she talks about being a bad woman and a bad person, in fact, she has never done any bad things except to fight back. In my opinion, as the IQ person in the book, the heroine's interaction with anyone is all about helping the poor. She fully deserves the best parents, family, friends and spouse. Force is even unlocked later. The slight flaw is that it feels like it ended a little too quickly. The confrontation with Beichen was finished in just a few words. There are also a lot of ambiguities about the heroine's life story. Of course, the novel itself can create space for readers to interpret their own reasoning, but I feel that the dark line is a bit too dark and the clues are not enough, so I still hope that the author will write more extras [Please update]
I read the book No Need to Be Too Normal. The author has very upright views, is friendly to the people at the bottom, and writes about the situation of women. Then I read her other novels. It may be that the plot of the heroine who perseveres and blossoms from the misery is indeed more difficult. But I have to say, this one is not as good as the previous one. It is not my favorite type, but the author's writing style is really good. I give it five stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ~~~~~~ I read through the comments and read about the plot... Oops, I'll read other cool articles about relief first...
If the author hadn't added a suspense warning in front of the copy of the excellent article that was delayed by the title and copy, he would definitely have missed it. Fortunately, I am quite curious. . Unconventional and beautiful! As for the character [I have very strict requirements for men], I'm halfway through my review. I don't need to say much about the heroine. She's smart, independent, and humorous. It's very enjoyable to watch! The male protagonist has a good character, no discomfort for the moment, and is lovable Regarding the plot, it unfolds in an unimagined way. The plot cannot be said to be very exquisite, but the author's writing style is stable and the writing is fluent, which adds a lot of points. I am very happy to read it! I finished watching it. After the marriage, it started to be confusing. I missed one star. The ending was rushed and many interesting settings were not clearly written. But it was still good-looking and the main CP was easier to understand.
Damn, your writing is very good, the characters are very three-dimensional, the storyline is unconventional and complete, making people unable to guess the next plot. The writing is very good, and the portrayal of human nature is particularly detailed, reflecting the contradictions of human beings. What the heroine pursues is a life of wealth and wealth, so don't impose tasks on the heroine! [Smile] (If I guessed correctly, the ending is called "Blank Space") I feel really powerless after seeing some book reviews. Most of the plots, characters, themes and views of the works have been misinterpreted, and some inappropriate concepts have been added to interpret them, and they have been avoided by lightning [smile] [awkward laugh]! Women do not have to climb to the top to appear independent. Women can choose what kind of life they want according to their own wishes. Housewives are not guilty. What is guilty is that women are forced to become housewives by people and society because they are not given the right to choose. Housewives are not the antonym of female independence. They are a type of choice and a role in life. Women have the right to choose what kind of role they become! Women can climb high with the help of external forces. Who said that women are independent only if they work hard alone in a strict sense? Being good at using favorable conditions to achieve goals is a smart choice and a choice that is not criticized!