Cultivation + time travel + zombies + comedy + villains + mortal flow + no heroine/single heroine (not sure yet). After sleeping for eternity, Jiang Chen woke up from his tomb, only to find that he had become the most unpopular species in the world of immortality - a zombie.
When other geniuses were exhaling spiritual energy, he was sucking the evil spirits of the moonlight; when the righteous monks were subduing demons and slaying demons, he was being chased all over the mountain.
Fortunately, the "Tao Te Ching" that came with me when I traveled through time became the supreme Taoist scripture.
Then a strange scene appeared: before sucking people's essence and blood, he must first recite "the best is like water"; when snatching the magic weapon, he did not forget to shout "the way of heaven is unkind"; when being surrounded and suppressed by the righteous way, he laid out a large array of corpse evil while sighing "the way is invisible".
The entire world of immortality has been confused by this reasonable zombie: "Can you please scream like an ordinary zombie?"
Jiang Chen wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth expressionlessly: "Jiang Chen, a poor Taoist, only seeks immortality. Fellow Taoists, please help me become a Taoist."
This is a weird story about a zombie who "convinces people with reason" in the world of immortality by preaching morality.