[Hilarious Primordial World + Eastern cultivation fantasy + relentless grindset + turning the whole mountain upside down]
After transmigrating into the role of the eldest disciple of Mount Fangcun, I set out to help the whole sect rise to greatness.
My second junior brother is an arrogant, rebellious young dragon lord. My third junior sister is a sweet, ditzy foodie. Our master, Patriarch Bodhi, just wants to lie flat.
I pull out the “Mount Fangcun Disciples' KPI Assessment Handbook,” and soon every disciple on the mountain is groaning under the workload.
Second Junior Brother: “Thirty years east of the river... Senior Brother, can I clean my cave tomorrow?”
Third Junior Sister: “Senior Brother, can I finish eating the spirit fruit before I start cultivating?”
Patriarch Bodhi: “Disciple, my back's acting up. Can I skip meditation today?”
Then I take my work ethic to the big shots of the Primordial World, Zhunti and Jieyin: “This kid is terrifying. Quick, mark Mount Fangcun as a forbidden zone for Buddhists!”
The Lord of Heaven-Shaking Voice: “Place your bets! How long until this kid grinds Hongjun out of the Purple Cloud Palace?”
The Calamity of Investiture of the Gods is fast approaching. I pull out the “Performance Optimization Plan for Investiture of the Gods Staff”, and the immortals tremble: “Senior Brother, please take it easy on us!”
