"Jade Emperor? Not even a dog!"
But the system said: Life-long tenure, no resignation allowed, the only way to terminate the contract is death.
His name is Hao Xiaotian, a wisp of pure energy in the chaos transformed into form, traveled through time, and watched the prehistoric times for thousands of years:
Listen to Hongjun's sermon and stand in the front row, just to hear it clearly;
The Three Purities talk about Taoism and eating melon seeds, and Nuwa created a human being with bad reviews;
The leader of Tongtian Cult sets up the Immortal Killing Formation? He took out "watching tickets" at Kunlun Market and smiled when he received the incense.
I wanted to be pure for ten thousand years, but I was deceived by Yuanshi, Laozi, and Tongtian together:
"Good."
"You come to be the Jade Emperor."
As soon as I open my eyes——
The Heavenly Courtyard is an unfinished building, grass grows on the South Gate of Heaven, and there is dog urine on the dragon chair;
The Fengshen List is a list of problematic employees: Shen Gongbao wants to rebel, Nine-tailed Fox is a wanted criminal, Bi Gan has no intention, Zhao Gongming is waiting in line in the underworld...
Financial deficit, employee satisfaction -100, mortals don't even know that heaven exists!
To make matters worse, his sister Yunhua had an affair with a mortal and was held accountable by the entire immortal world. At the age of three, his nephew Yang Jian split a mountain with his fist and roared: "I am not a monster!"
This is just a dispute between interpretation and interpretation. The scary thing is that there is a monkey waiting for me behind.
Fortunately, he was bound to [Heaven Management Simulator]:
Carry out flat peach economy, promote incense tax, and build KPI assessment of gods;
Incorporate the God of War Yang Jian, restart family bonds, and let Yunhua be the "first goddess spokesperson in heaven" to sell peaches!
When the Ceremony of Conferring Gods begins, three hundred and sixty-five gods are forced to clock in and go to work.
Hao Xiaotian stood in front of Lingxiao Palace and looked at the sky with a sneer:
"Yuanshi, Laozi, Tongtian... You are the one who blamed me.
