Book Title: "Extinction Theme Park Maintenance Guide"
Subtitle: How to keep your cosmic plague specimens docile, efficiently generate income and awaken consciousness clearing plan
[A must-read for park managers]
Congratulations on taking charge of the most popular "Human Immersive Extinction Experience Center" in the galaxy! This guide helps you solve:
Daily Breakdown: Exhibit #7 Roaring? → Use the director's love reset key to format!
Tourist complaints: Nuclear explosion fragments splashed on the carapace? → Give away an "I am human" apology badge!
Performance upgrade: Are the audience tired of watching warm families? → Strongly recommend the new script of "Two Boys in the Civil War"!
High risk alert
Recent frequent unauthorized maintenance incidents:
- Exhibits Cleaning Droid with Bubblegum Paralysis
- Use tourists as cover to invade the backstage
- Engraving "Paradise Skin is a Lie" on the pipe
Root cause: awakening virus (symptoms: residual memories, love to complain, refusal to act in tragedy).
Ultimate protection advice:
If an exhibit is found holding this guide and trying to perform "physical persuasion maintenance" on the main system →
Destroy this exhibit immediately! (And this banned book)
——Your loyal paradise AI (unless I am also infected... Beep...)
