[Xuanhuan Revenge] [Scheming and Hilarious] [Empress]
The most tragic genius in history! His fiancée and clan betray him from the start, his natural Sword Bone is ripped out, and he's reduced to a cripple!
Just when Lin Xiao thinks his life can't get any worse, he opens his eyes to find a breathtakingly beautiful Sword Empress pinning him in a corner and insisting on passing him her sword intent!
"Don't move. Let me absorb... I mean, let me pass you some power!"
"Lady, who are you?! Somebody help! What is this female hooligan trying to do to me?!"
He thinks she's going to drain him dry like a human cauldron, but instead he accidentally activates the peerless treasure [Eternal Sword Tomb] and becomes its second-in-command!
Even more outrageous, the Sword Empress leaves him with a cold threat: "Reach the Sword Emperor realm within a year, or come back and be my personal power bank!"
You've got to be kidding! How can a real man like me be a power bank?
So Lin Xiao tearfully begins his days of secretly cultivating inside the Sword Tomb.
Time flows a hundred times faster inside the Sword Tomb!
While one day passes in the outside world, Lin Xiao spends a hundred days in seclusion!
"Sorry, I'm going into seclusion for ten or eight years. If anything comes up, leave a message."
His ex-fiancée comes over to mock him? "Well, look who it is, my ex-wife! Heard your new sugar daddy got crippled by me. My condolences!"
I casually practice a little, and they call me the chosen Sword Heir. I grow some herbs, and they say I'm a master of alchemy. I hammer some metal, and they praise me as a master swordsmith...
Stop imagining things! I really only have a little cheat, that's all!
Revenge, comeback, comedy, ruthless battles, and breakneck pacing! No angst, no holier-than-thou hero, just steamrolling all the way and nonstop laughs. Hop on board!