The overworked office drone closed his eyes and opened them again, only to find he'd transmigrated. Even more absurdly, the standard golden finger, the System, thought he was too much trouble and ran off, chasing its own poems and distant horizons and a life surrounded by wives and concubines... Are Systems these days really this unreliable?
Xiong Shisan was forcibly bound to the Hide-and-Seek System.
From then on, he was swept into the bottomless vortex of this cultivation world...
When an unreliable person meets an even more unreliable System, and a modern soul crashes into the cultivation world, a hilarious, chaotic path to a comeback unfolds!