Every Time You Get Beaten, the Ability Will Be Triggered: This Time You Got It Wrong

[Urban power + welfare + many female protagonists + super cool + not brainless] Others have unlocked the golden finger through time travel, but I have unlocked the outrageous setting of "drawing cards when you are beaten" - a random ability will be triggered every time you are beaten! Become a thumb hamster and play villain? Control the timeline and rewrite destiny? I thought I was just lying about winning a cool article, but I didn't expect it to go off this time—— The triggered ability actually caused the Universal Law to report an error like crazy, and even the villain BOSS couldn't help but ask: "Did you open the wrong version?" When being beaten becomes a switch to become stronger, you discover that there is a shocking conspiracy to subvert the world behind it... Now here comes the question: Being beaten can make me stronger, but who will be the one who beats me up? (Also known as: "About me becoming a universe-level bug by getting beaten" "Villain: Please don't get beaten, my world view is about to collapse")