——Introduction——
Classmate, congratulations, or in other words, regret.
When you open this brochure, you realize that this is no ordinary campus. This is No. 1 Middle School - a place where "survival of the fittest" is the only school motto. Here, knowledge is not only power, but also a weapon, a shield, and sometimes a trigger for shared destruction.
This manual is published in the name of the Education Office, but the content was written with blood and tears by countless seniors. It combines the school's rules with the experience of survivors, aiming to provide you with a set of action guides to establish order in chaos and seek survival in destruction.
Remember three core rules that are more important than any single clause:
1. Rules are your tools, learn to use them.
2. Trust your roommate, but know what's in his pocket. Teamwork is the cornerstone of survival, but too much naivety can kill you.
3. Only by surviving can there be output. Whether you encounter a mushroom cloud, an earth-penetrating bomb, or a raid at the teaching office, surviving to the next day is your greatest victory.
This manual won't keep you safe - that's a blasphemy against reality. It will only try its best to give you a little more chance of survival when it is confiscated, bombed, or involved in all kinds of unbelievable events.
Now, read the following carefully.
Your survival rate is calculated from this point on.
——Handbook Compilation Committee (composed of previous survivors and "special consultants" of the Education Office)
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