"What? I've traveled through time. I'm not a beggar, nor a failed scholar, but actually the grandson of Li Shimin! A serious clan member!"
But! Li Qianli opened his eyes and his country was destroyed! ! !
In order to survive, he can only show off his acting skills under the nose of the empress Wu Zetian and rely on rainbow farts to become the best actor.
Jumping left and right between the new party and the old ministers. Even the empress sneered: "This son should be executed."
Until one day. Wu Zetian smiled tenderly: "My dear, please go to Turks for me to make peace with me."
The whole court cheered: "Finally we have sent away this scourge!"
"Yes! The little people on both sides of the head and the rat!"
"Shame on the Li family! You deserve it."
The empress gently touched up the knife: "Aiqing, hurry up and get on your way~"
Li Qianli:? ? ? Can men also get married?
Since you are so ruthless - then don't blame me for being evil!
On the grassland, he had "Thirty-Six Strategies" in his left hand and "The Barefoot Doctor's Manual" in his right hand.
By the way, give Khan a poison.
"Khan position? Bring it to you!"
By the way, let's talk about our competitors.
"I will make you the commander of the Turkic Air Force. You have great power."
When the wolf smoke ignited, the Central Plains was shocked.
That flattering loser actually became the co-owner of the grassland!
And the team sending off the bride is turning into a sharp blade of revenge!
The ultimate counter-attack: when the cavalry breaks through Luoyang, the empress also has a taste of "marriage".
"Your Majesty, how do you think I have lived these past three years?!"
"When I was sent to get married, no one thought I would come back alive—"
"No one thought that I would come back like this!"