As soon as he opened his eyes, Xiaren transformed into Tang Sanzang, still holding in his hand the "Prayer Obtaining Mission Card" that had just been given to him by Guanyin, which came with three "intended disciples" - Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng.
Xiaren tore up the card on the spot: "Quit! These three are under Tiantingan's supervision. Whoever wants to take care of them, I won't take care of them!"
As a modern person who is familiar with Journey to the West, he understands very well: if you want to learn from the scriptures, you have to choose your own people!
Who to choose? Of course he is the most capable and rebellious character!
Sun Wukong causing trouble in heaven? "Brother Monkey, come with me and break the rules of heaven as you wish!"
Yang Jian who listens to the tune but not the propaganda? "Erlang, come to my place, there is no need to look at the Jade Emperor's face!"
Nezha dares to burn down the Dragon King Temple? "Little Nezha, can you lend me the fire-pointed spear for fun, and burn the heavenly account books?"
Split the agarwood in Huashan with an axe? "Agarwood, come with me, let's try splitting Lingshan next time!"
The Jade Emperor was so angry that he threw the cup: "Xiaren! The ones you chose are all wanted criminals in heaven!"
Xiaren held up his mobile phone with a bright screen (a relic that he had passed through) and broadcast live to Nantianmen: "I'm sorry, my anti-bone group specializes in treating both gods and Buddhas!"
Sun Wukong carried the golden hoop and kicked open the monster cave: "Master, I can't defeat this cave master. Why don't you call Yang Jian to help?"
Xiaren was nibbling on the compressed biscuits brought from modern times: "Shout! Let him bring the roaring dog with him, and bring back some flat peaches from heaven for snacks."
From then on, there were no "eminent monks seeking Buddhist scriptures" on the Xitian Road, only Xiaren and his four rebels——
He denounced the Buddha, scolded the Jade Emperor, snatched magic weapons, uncovered shady stories, and even Guanyin's jade purification bottle was used by Nezha to grow flowers!
The Lingshan Buddhist sect cried and begged: "Don't come! I'll give you the sutra!"
