Springtime for the Debtor

In this day and age, most single men find themselves in the awkward position of “chatting freely with married women, watching what you say to older single women, and being too afraid to talk to the girl you like!”...

After suffering a double blow to my love life and career and saddling myself with enormous debts, I made a spur-of-the-moment decision to cycle to and from work. Like a stone tossed into still water, it set the gears of fate turning quietly.

When everything had settled and sunlight shone on reality once more, could the promise I made to you during those most decadent, darkest days still come true: “When you get divorced, marry me”?