The Little One Is Three and a Half, and Picking Up a Master Made Him a God!

(No romance + cultivation + everyday life + everyone's favorite + foodie)

Feng Jiuli was born into a world of cultivation. One day, while digging up turnips on the mountain for her parents, someone fell from the sky. She took him home, only for him to repay her kindness by insisting that the little one become her disciple. The little one had always been a carefree slacker, but after becoming her disciple, he was constantly pushed to cultivate. Every morning, he woke up owing ten thousand sword swings and ten laps around the mountain...

Furious, the little one ran off into the mountains to find the mountain king. But his master was too powerful, and dragged him right back that very day...

“Our little one is really making progress. Since that’s the case, then we…”

“Master, please, no! Your little disciple will die!”

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(If you’re reading, remember to leave your brain at the door! I’ll do my best!!! Please go easy on me!)