The cook Lin Feng died unexpectedly and became a pauper in the ancient village.
The village chief banged the gong and shouted: "The wife selection meeting begins! Fat ones get priority!"
He almost vomited when he saw the girls on the stage squeezing the scales.
In the last corner stood a thin girl, and the villagers despised her: "She's so thin that she looks like a bamboo pole!"
Lin Feng rushed onto the stage: "I want her! What's wrong with being thin? I just love to look pretty!"
The whole village laughed like a fool.
He took the girl's hand and whispered, "Wait a minute, I'll make you rice with fried rice."
The girl looked at her drafty thatched house: "What is oil residue...?"