My name is Lu Fan, and I opened an ordinary pet shop.
But recently, there have been some strange customers coming to the store.
The little cosplayer who calls herself "The Frost Empress" insists that the orange cat I raise is an ancient mythical beast that can shatter stars with one claw.
The uncle who is known as the "Peerless Swordsman" stares at my husky every day and says that the action of chewing bones contains the supreme swordsmanship.
The most outrageous thing is that they drank the tap water that I used to water the flowers, and they all cried bitterly and said that they had enlightened!
Looking at all the "tattered metal" they presented, I just want to say: Please, I'm really just an ordinary person who wants to lie down, stop thinking about it! If this continues, the earth will soon be hailed as the center of the universe by you!
