Abstract? That's Not Illegal, Is It?

"Chengdu, if Optimus Prime gets lonely, do you think he'd call a ride-hailing service?" Zhang Yang was getting started.

Chengdu answered slowly, "Why would Optimus Prime call a ride-hailing service just because he's lonely? Think about what kind of cars those services have. They're mostly little cars like the Biyadi. If a little car saw Optimus Prime, it'd have to give him his money back. It's common to see a small horse pulling a big cart, but when have you ever seen a big horse pulling a small cart?"

"True, Du-ge, you're the clever one. If Optimus Prime wanted a ride, he'd definitely call a Dayun. So tell me, if Optimus Prime browses a used-car website, does that count as looking for a divorced young woman?"

"Optimus Prime is a foreign, high-tech robot, so that makes him a foreign guest. He doesn't need to browse used-car websites at all. I think he can just go to a car dealership and pick out a wife!"