**Programmer Zhou Xiaowei died suddenly after staying up late at night, and when he opened his eyes, he became a 20-year-old retired emperor! **
He had just been deposed by the court officials, his monthly salary had been deducted, and his bedroom was more shabby than his workplace——
What about the promised glory and wealth of the three thousand beauties? The retirement benefits this year are too bad!
When the malfunctioning system pops up [Lifetime Pension Mission: Preventing the Destruction of the Dynasty],
He threw the alchemy furnace in grief and anger: "I want to lead the whole capital to dance the "Calorie" square dance!"
**So the most hard-core retirement life in history begins:**
►Using Excel to track down corruption cases, the Minister of Household Affairs begged him not to use functions to calculate the feng shui of his ancestral graves
►Inventing hot pot to bribe the imperial army, the chili sauce crisis triggered the legend of Zhen Huan in the harem (seasoning version)
►Training bandits to carry out royal express delivery, the assassin sent by the Queen Mother was driven crazy by the sound of mahjong and surrendered
Until the barbarian cavalry came upon the border, he rushed into the battlefield with his homemade Sky Monkey on his back——
But I saw the enemy camp's military advisor took out his mobile phone: "Brother, how about a group purchase price for time travellers?"
**Zhou Xiaowei looked at his system with only 10% battery remaining and fell into deep thought: **
Do you choose to rebel with the technology tree? Teach the emperor's younger brother to write Python?
Or partner with the prairie princess to open a multinational dessert chain?
