Memoirs of a Ghost Catcher

My master said that I was born with the "Four Pillars of Pure Yang" to be a Taoist priest! But I am useless except for drawing talismans. My master calls me a "rotten peach blossom" But I can only yell Chen Xiaochun's "The One I Love" on the parallel bars in the playground! Although I am guilty of "three calamities and four difficulties" and my master is not reliable and may not live to be twenty years old, we cut down from south to north and collected a lot of troubles, and I didn't die in the end! In the end, I realized that I actually like it. It doesn't need to be dramatic or said out loud. It's like the evening breeze on the parallel bars or the spiciness of Erguotou. It's hidden in the details, but it's more touching than a confession.