[Naruto Fanfiction] [Infrastructure Mania] [Lighthearted Daily Life]
Qian Yu transmigrates into the Warring States Period of the shinobi world and starts off in hell mode: no chakra, no bloodline, just the emaciated body of a starving refugee. Faced with ninja big shots who can casually make nuclear bombs by hand, he silently brings out his family’s time-honored craft: a barbecue grill and hot pot base. He also binds himself to the most ridiculous “Infrastructure Mania System” in history.
When Hashirama Senju uses Wood Release to beat the enemy army, Qian Yu earnestly spins him a pitch: “Brother! Your trees are seeds of peace! You can prevent wind erosion and green the land, and send the lumber to my place for free!”
When Madara Uchiha tears down buildings with Susanoo, Qian Yu hands him a self-heating hot pot: “Boss Madara! What a waste to seal the Tailed Beasts away. Sell them to me for power generation, and the Uchiha will have heated floors all winter!”
When Orochimaru becomes obsessed with human experiments, Qian Yu enthusiastically sells him a dream: “We’ll go public with an IPO, and our stock will be worth trillions! Instead of chasing immortality, why not start by figuring out how to make pigs grow an extra hundred grams of meat?”
And so...
The Nine-Tails runs wild on an energy wheel at the power plant, going from the disgrace of the Tailed Beasts to a model corporate drone;
Ninja delivery takes the shinobi world by storm, and S-rank missions become “Sand Village Fresh, delivered on time”;
A steampunk version of Konoha rises from the ground, and the old diehards weep as they read the textbook “Runic Engineering”: “Can we even still call this being a ninja?!”
Qian Yu: Thanks for asking. I’m at the construction site, and I just finished building a lunar base.
Fighting and killing? Too primitive!
Let the world feel the terror of being ruled by concrete, Wi-Fi, and hot pot!
(System reminder: Host, your silliness level has exceeded today’s limit. Please stop using Susanoo to put up scaffolding.)
Very very beautiful
Beautiful, so funny