I Went to the Countryside to Teach, and Now the CEO Won't Leave Me Alone. What Should I Do?

[1v1, devoted couple, two male leads: a domineering CEO with a ridiculous, goofy side as the top + a miserly, money-loving underdog as the bottom + comedic style]

Lu Yao heads to the countryside to teach, hoping to spend his two years of service in peace among green hills and clear waters. But his quiet village life comes to an abrupt end after he rescues a man who has fainted in the grass!

"Teacher Lu, I have no way to repay you, so I can only offer myself to you."

"I don't want that. You have three seconds to get off my bed!"

In their shabby little house, Gu Geng, dressed head to toe in designer clothes, actually starts working. Lu Yao is baffled. What on earth has gotten into him?

The villagers and coworkers start looking at them strangely. "Teacher Lu, we're fans of you two as a couple."

Lu Yao: "We're not?"

Gu Geng: "Ship us already!"