[Counterattack of the Weakest Immortal] + [Cultivation in the Divine Court] + [The Merit of Cutting Hu] + [The Coming of All Gods] + [The Mastermind]
Traveling through the West, I became the humblest landowner. Gods looked upon me like an ant, and monsters treated me like a snack.
Sun Wukong passed by and smashed my temple; heavenly soldiers and generals came down to earth and trampled down my door.
I can't bear it! This landlady, it's not appropriate!
Bite! The most powerful divine court system is activated, please host canonize your first slave god!
Okay, okay, if Heaven doesn't care and Buddhism doesn't accept it, then I'll build a divine court myself!
Thanks, I cut off my beard! Talent, I canonize it! I have the final say in the Three Realms!
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Many years later.
Divine Court lineup:
Divine Master: Chen Changsheng
The God of Heaven: Erlang Xianshengzhenjun Yang Jian
Ghost Emperor of the Earth: Empress Pingxin (incarnation of Houtu)
Human Saint Emperor: Human Emperor Li Shimin
Demon King: Monkey King, Monkey King
The head of civil officials: City God Wei Zheng The head of military generals: Qin Qiong, the divine general
Tathagata:? ? Then why hasn't Monk Tang arrived in the West yet? What about merit?
Jade Emperor: Hurry! Go check it out quickly, why have all the immortal officials in my heaven changed jobs!
Reader comments
Hu Qingle...
That timeline was a complete mess. Tang Monk was on his way to seek Buddhist scriptures. What happened in Chang'an had happened a long time ago. Your misplaced development was outrageous, right?
666, The first paragraph of the article is about fighting the white-bone demon three times, and the second paragraph is about the land and water conference.
Hu Qingle...
That timeline was a complete mess. Tang Monk was on his way to seek Buddhist scriptures. What happened in Chang'an had happened a long time ago. Your misplaced development was outrageous, right?
666, The first paragraph of the article is about fighting the white-bone demon three times, and the second paragraph is about the land and water conference.