Reborn as Wu Dalang: I Get Pan Jinlian in the Palm of My Hand from the Start!

I woke up as the most pathetic man in Water Margin: the tiny, scrawny Wu Dalang!

From the start, I’m faced with my beautiful wife, Pan Jinlian, who’s about to cheat on me, and the fearsome Master Ximen, sharpening his knife.

A living hell? No!

Now that the Fate-Changing System has activated, everything is going to change!

[Height +1 cm] Let’s start with a modest goal: reach 1.8 meters!

[Divine Cooking] Let’s win her stomach over with a plate of scallion-fried shredded pork, before moving on to delicacies from land and sea!

[Mandarin Duck Kicks] When brothers stand as one, one kick is all it takes to topple this rotten world!

Jinlian, don’t fall for Ximen Qing. Your uncle here has a fortune, and I’ll take you to live in a mansion!

Wusong, don’t go to Jingyang Ridge. Your big brother has plenty of strong liquor, so drink your fill!

Liangshan, don’t wait for Song Jiang. I, Wu Dalang, am your only way forward!

I’ll tear Ximen Qing apart with my bare hands, crush the local bullies underfoot, punch corrupt officials, and cleave the Jin to pieces!

From a man who sells baked flatbreads to a mighty ruler who commands the world.

When Wu Dalang is no longer a spineless weakling, the whole Song Empire will tremble before him!