When Chen Mo woke up, he was dumbfounded!
Aunts shopping for vegetables fill the streets, and stalls selling thousand-year-old ginseng are set up in the vegetable market! Billionaires are walking around, throwing spiritual stones as loose change? There is a huge outbreak of cheating all over the world, and the average per capita is reaching the ceiling!
And I, just because I picked up a work badge near the wormhole, became the only one who slipped through the net!
What's even more tragic is that the debt collection phone number for Earth's credit card is ringing!
"Ding! Your last number is XXXX and you owe: 2,000 yuan!"
In an instant, the world was silent! The financial tycoon knelt down and said: "Debt?! The ancient lost magic skill of deficit! Master, please start a class! Tuition starts at 100 million!"
The Square Sword Dancer Fairy stared at the expired spicy sticks in my pocket, her eyes shining brightly: "Red Yang Dragon Needle Root and Nine Nether Pepper Soul! My little friend, I will trade you a Millennium Flying Sword for one!"
I had a cold and went to the pharmacy. After checking my pulse, the old doctor was so excited that I burst into tears: "This is a rare 'nine orifices obstruction and wind evil entering the marrow syndrome' that is rare in a thousand years! Hurry! Take the Nine Turns of Resurrection Pill!" (Me:??? I just have a runny nose!)
In front of the antique stall, I picked up the plastic luminous Pixiu produced in Yiwu, the treasure-appraisal living fossil, and fell to my knees, shouting: "The treasure of chaos! The sky-swallowing Pixiu! Return to nature! Please accept my respects from the younger generation!"
As a result, the style of painting completely collapsed——
I gnawed on a cold steamed bun and was regarded as the "Dao Foundation Building Pill"!
When I sneezed, it was recorded as "Daoyun Tianyin" and was studied all over the Internet!
I casually complained about the high prices, and the financial tsunami started because of me!
I broke a bowl and the fragments were fried into "instruments of enlightenment"!
Looking at the wealthy gods kneeling all over the floor, I silently took out the spicy sticks:
"That... I can sit in the seat of the Patriarch, but the tuition... Can I pay it in installments?"
