In order to save the common people, Lin Xuanyi, the ancestor of Tianxuan Sect, sacrificed his body and slept for a thousand years.
When she woke up, she became an eighteen-year-old girl with no money and no family. What's even more outrageous is that the Taoism she founded with her own hands has been turned into a tourist attraction selling fake goods by unscrupulous descendants? !
In order to revitalize Tianxuan Sect (and make money at the same time), Grandma Grandma was forced to open a business and start a live broadcast of fortune telling.
At first, the entire Internet mocked her as a sensational charlatan.
"Anchor, come and tell me, maybe you are a liar!"
Lin Xuanyi calmly pinched his fingers and said: "My friend, you are going to suffer a bloody disaster in three minutes. I suggest you stop the car now."
Three minutes later, there was a series of rear-end collisions, and the anti-fans were so scared that they peed at the scene.
"Master! I'm being pressed into bed by ghosts every day, please help me!"
Lin Xuan glanced at it: "That's not a ghost, it's your grandfather who just passed away. He was afraid that you wouldn't find the savings he hid in the bed board."
The next second, witnessed by the entire Internet, the man pried open the bed board, hugged his bankbook and cried.
Later, business giants, top celebrities, official organizations... All rushed into the live broadcast room, and the barrage was like this:
"Grandma, please! Just tell me your fortune!
Reader comments
Real masters seem to be untainted by the secular world
Real masters seem to be untainted by the secular world
Come on, author, come on