My name is Lu Chen. I’m a thirty-two-year-old shut-in who died suddenly after staying up all night and was transported to the world of cultivation, where I became a menial servant in the outer sect of the Qinglan Sect.
On the surface, this world is all sword-riding immortals, but beneath it, elven temples, magic academies, and Cthulhu’s whispers are woven into a tangled web.
The moment I opened my eyes, I was forced to expose the sect leader’s cultivation deviation in front of everyone. If I refused the task, the System would punish me by making me fart flames for three hours.
By chance, I acquired a golden finger that only issues suicidal tasks: secretly drink someone’s bathwater, shave the stone lions’ beards, and call the holy maiden’s legs thick.
Every task nearly gets me killed, but also awakens my fate-defying enlightenment physique, causing my cultivation to skyrocket whenever I’m on the brink of death.
Others spend ten years in arduous cultivation just to establish their foundations. I level up through public humiliation, become a famous figure in the outer sect, and find brothers who would lay down their lives for each other.
From a menial servant to a leader of all the clans, from a mortal body to the threshold of the Heavenly Dao, I court death and stage a comeback at every turn, breaking free of the shackles of fate.
In the end, I will reforged the Heavenly Dao, not to become an immortal, but to live with understanding and savor every moment.
