[No System]+ [Xianxia]+ [Slow burn]+ [golden finger]
Other people transmigrate and defy fate, but after transmigrating for three years, Ye Chen actually dies in bliss in a beauty's arms!
As his soul is about to dissipate, a mysterious old man forcefully “pitches” him: “Young man, you have an extraordinary physique, a once-in-an-eternity talent... ahem, I mean, a Five Elements Spiritual Root! Come inherit my sect's treasured little pagoda and become the ninth-generation patriarch!”
The “after-sales service” turns out to be a total trap: bound to a busted pagoda, he's also moonlighting as a 24/7 savior of the world. Fail to hit his KPIs, and he'll be “deleted” and blown to pieces?! Luckily, the perks are great too: not only does he get a “Five Elements Supreme VIP Experience Card,” his dantian becomes a built-in idle cultivation game!
From then on, the good-for-nothing young master's story goes completely off the rails:
A spiritual aptitude stone? One punch shatters it!
His cousin picks a fight? He makes him kneel and call him godfather!
A sect elder? A fairy... Uh, your hand's a little hot. Fairy, let's settle this with spirit stones!
With one hand forming a spell seal and the other around a waist, Ye Chen is busy: “Don't look down on a poor young man. Let me clear a dungeon first!”
“The demon lord is destroying the world? What are you panicking for? I'm almost done farming this boss!”
“But, old man, you never said 2025 was the final reckoning for the apocalypse dungeon?!”
The rise of a generation's “bliss” patriarch begins today. I'll grind you so-called geniuses into the dirt!
The blurb can't do it justice. Please read the novel itself; there are surprises from chapter four onward.
