[Comedy + wish fulfillment + System + lighthearted + sly schemer + absurd humor + cute girls and mature beauties]
Lin Shang transmigrates with his “Meow Maid Café,” crashing straight into the cultivation world.
System bound! Customers’ embarrassment can be converted into your cultivation level!
Lin Shang: “??? I can get stronger just by making powerful cultivators lose face? This is a huge win!”
And so...
A mighty cultivator at the Deity Transformation Stage is forced to serve tea in a Lolita dress, while his disciples watch him die of embarrassment. “Grandmaster! Your lace trim is crooked!”
The Grand Elder of the Qingyun Sect blushes as he puts on a maid outfit and dances to “Love Is Calling” for a cup of spirit tea. The comments flood in: “Elder, you’re so naughty!”
Even the master of the Myriad Treasures Pavilion ends up working part-time, selling milk tea in a high-slit maid outfit. Customers laugh like roosters crowing: “Boss, black stockings or white today?”
Watching the embarrassment points soar in his ledger, Lin Shang feels his newly advanced Deity Transformation cultivation and calmly takes a sip of bubble tea.
Xiaotang, a cute artifact spirit who came to life from a pill furnace: “Host, are you scamming people again? I want ten more cups of bubble tea!”
A Li, a mature warrior goddess with a huge appetite: “Who dares trash the shop? I’ll bury you under a pile of potato chip crumbs!”
Su Qianxue, a tsundere junior fellow disciple: “I’m not here for spirit tea! It’s a sect mission!” (She’s clutching three cups without lids.)
When Blue Star delivery drivers ride flying swords to deliver spirit tea, mighty cultivators get hooked on mobile games and help with gacha pulls, and everyone in the cultivation world is discussing “what maid outfit to wear today”...
Lin Shang stands outside his chain of maid cafés and flashes a victory sign at the cultivators of every realm:
“Sorry, everyone here is just a tool for making me money~”
