OK! Let's change the story of "pretend to be a ghost and get promoted" into a crisp and earthy story that is refreshing from beginning to end, so that the earth god and the mountain god can spark and lightning together, slap in the face and get promoted, which is extremely exciting!
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**"The Land Master of Langlang Mountain: The Thunder Talisman of the Crooked Mouth Shocks the Heaven"**
In the realm of Langlang Mountain, the gods are more aggrieved than the old scalpers in the valley! Earth temple? Hey, half of it collapsed, exposing the sky, as bright as a beggar exposing his butt! Incense? Even thinner than the three hairs on Wang Er's pockmarked head! There were only two dried dates on the altar, and a piece of bran cake so hard that it could knock off the front teeth. When the mice came, they had to take a detour while wiping their tears!
Zhao Laoshuan, the landlord, drank the northwest wind against the broken wall all day long. He was so hungry that his chest pressed against his back, and his divine light was almost gone. The mountain god king Stone next door was as strong as a black iron tower. He squeezed into the ruined temple with a slumped head and almost sat the stone pillar into the ground: "Old Zhao! If we two continue to waste like this, I'm afraid we will be chopped down as useless firewood by the men who sit in the Golden Temple in Heaven!"
Zhao Laoshuan sighed and was about to say, "Just accept your fate." Wang Shitou Tongling's eyes widened and he slapped his thigh: "What the hell! Riches and honors are found in danger! We have to do something! Do something big!"
"What to do?" Zhao Laoshuan's heart skipped a beat.
Wang Shitou came over, the smell of dry smoke mixed with earthy smell sprayed into his face: "Pretend to be a monster! Scare those mortals at the bottom of the mountain who are less courageous than rabbits! The bigger the noise, the better! It will be heard in the ears of the Heavenly Court, and let them see that without our two brothers to control it, Langlang Mountain would have been turned upside down! By then, won't the incense, money, and new temples all fall into our pockets?"
Zhao Laoshuan was scared
