I am Huang Xiaomao, the famous yellow-haired god of war on the street. I was hit by a dump truck just after five kills in an Internet cafe. He opened his eyes and became a prisoner in the Ming Dynasty military household, with an unconventional golden retriever on his face. When the compasses of Zheng He's fleet were all shattered by lightning, I took out the military three-defense aircraft with a broken screen in my trouser pocket: "Brother, this thing is called Beidou... Ah, it's called Sinan of the Immortal Family!" Later, I held up my mobile phone to find signals in the hurricane, used a lighter to install Thor when the natives were sieging me, and played the theme song of "One Piece" to Zhu Di in the court hall. Until one day, the phone pops up "5% battery remaining" - Damn, are you really going to overturn this time?
