>A programmer dies suddenly and wakes up as a Chang’an street punk in the third year of Zhenguan.
>The Meituan System bound to him only gives him ten orders a day, but expects him to deliver food in the Tang dynasty.
>Cheng Yaojin knocks over his bamboo-tube rice and can’t afford to pay for it, so he’s forced to put on a yellow jacket and become a courier.
>Wei Zheng sneaks a bite of fried chicken, gets so spicy he cries, then angrily tears into the emperor at court.
>Li Shimin orders food delivery late at night, with a “five-star review cashback coupon” tucked beneath his memorials.
>In the Taiji Palace, the entire court is hungry, their stomachs rumbling.
>Cheng Yaojin slaps Yuchi Gong on the shoulder. “Hey, Blackie, did you steal my customer’s chicken leg?”
>Li Shimin suddenly lifts a memorial from his dragon throne. “Where’s my fried chicken?”
