Zhao Xiaofan was reborn as Qin Shihuang, and his first reaction was: Whoever wants to be the emperor, I just want to lie down!
However, the historical script is too deceptive: burning books to deceive scholars? Is it too tiring to build the Great Wall? Die in the second generation? NO! Zhao Xiaofan said that this script must be changed!
As a result, Da Qin's painting style suddenly changed:
The court became a "complaint conference" and anonymous mailboxes were filled with memorials complaining about the food.
The promotion of "books with the same text" incidentally included private goods - punctuation marks and pinyin, and scholars collectively became bald.
Deceived Xu Fu: "Elixir? I want golden potatoes! Ruby (tomatoes)! Longevity fruit (peanuts)!"
The Huns are coming? Let's go to Duan Grassland hip-hop first: "Yo yo Chi Ke Nao, let's get to know each other?"
Facing rebellion? Ying Zheng's body instinct came online: "Guard me! There are unscrupulous people who want to harm me!" (A lot of people were panicking in their hearts)
Li Si raised his head tiredly: Your Majesty, your operation... I can't understand it!
Fusu was worried: His father said "everyone is equal", and his sons and ministers were frightened...
Hu Hai secretly observed: This dad is so weird, but it seems... Quite fun?
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This is the hilarious struggle history of a modern loser who uses sand sculptures and coquettish techniques to try not to be a coward in the Qin Dynasty (but his painting style is absolutely fantastic)! See how Zulong, the most unconventional player in history, played with the Qin Dynasty and led history to an unimagined sand sculpture road!
