When the ancestral dog tags collided with Cao Cao's secret map, when the descendants of Captain Jin became "feng shui sluts", when the American doctor's microscope was no match for two pounds of braised elbows - Hu Tiedan, Wang Dachui, Yang Shufen and Tracy, these three living treasures, just turned a shocking secret spanning three thousand years into a sand sculpture adventure that made people cry with laughter.
Hu Tiedan, who makes a living by cheating uncles and aunts in Panjiayuan, carries a rusty "three-legged black dog tag" that he claims to be an ancient GPS; Wang Dachui, who weighs 200 kilograms, has a life goal of "touching a golden pimple in exchange for ten kilograms of pig head meat", and his comments are more effective than a Luoyang shovel; Yang Shufen, who holds a doctorate from the United States, is always slapped in the face by Chinese folk wisdom. Half of his notebooks contain archaeological records and half are complaints about his two teammates.
An anonymous letter and half a broken picture drove them into the Dragon Skeleton City in the black Gobi. Here are the graffiti left by Cao Cao's gold captain, the relics of the dragon holding fire in "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", the "dragon bone crutch" of mausoleum guard Ma Laoshuan - and the villain Li Goudan who always loses his dentures at critical moments. From the Bo people's Shen Palace at the bottom of the Lancang River (Wang Dachui almost gnawed the Nuwa Sky-Mending Stone as rock candy), to the Jurchen secret cave in the Changbai Mountain Ice Ruins (the irradiated huskies became "divine dogs"), and finally went straight to the Kunlun Ancestral Court, the nine fragments of the mysterious diagram spelled out the truth about the myth of Dayu locking the earth's veins and King Zhou Mu meeting the Queen Mother of the West.
This is a funny diary wrapped in a historical myth. It is also a story about three living treasures using unreliable methods to protect something more precious than gold - noisy brotherhood and a stomach that is never hungry.
