"Want to return to your world? According to my experience, the most direct way is... How about you try to die?"
I looked at the empress in front of me who was wearing bear pajamas but still maintained her majesty, and calmly put forward my scientific inference.
"Presumptuous!"
"Your Majesty, please calm down. The ugly words are ahead. You can die, but don't die in my house!" I spread my hands and looked helpless. "I am just a pauper who has just been discharged from the hospital. I really don't have money to hire a lawyer."
The empress was so angry that her phoenix eyes were blazing, and her chest was heaving: "You... You think I don't dare?"
I sighed and directly broke the last bit of her dignity:
"Your Majesty, stop struggling. Your Daqi has been dead for more than 1,500 years!"
…
I, Li Luo, have traveled through the ancient times and worked as a personal eunuch for the emperor who disguised himself as a man for ten years. I was finally shot to death by random arrows and came back with "honorable retirement".
I thought I could regain a new life and embrace the beautiful modern life, but who knew that my cold, domineering, decisive and decisive empress would also follow suit!
The Ninth Five-Year Plan who used to rule the world is now a "black householder" who is penniless and does not even have a household registration. He still holds fertilizer bags as his last possessions.
And I, a once humble "waiter", have become her only support in this bizarre world.
Teaching an ancient emperor to use the toilet, identify electrical appliances, and ride the subway... Oh my God, this is more tiring than waiting for her to approve memorials in the imperial study!
Your Majesty, times have changed, and now I am protecting you!
Reader comments
It's okay, but it's a bit stiff to take people away at the beginning, and then the parents' plot doesn't match up. The settings of the male and female protagonists are quite good. The male protagonist is not the kind of low-key person who is interested in sex (forcibly buying stockings is too stupid). The main focus of the female protagonist is to describe her mind and attitude, which is worthy of the setting of a powerful emperor.
It's okay. If you're not a book reader, you can read it. The writing is okay in Tomato. But now there are too few chapters and it's not enough to read.
It's pretty good, the plot setting is quite interesting
It's okay, but it's a bit stiff to take people away at the beginning, and then the parents' plot doesn't match up. The settings of the male and female protagonists are quite good. The male protagonist is not the kind of low-key person who is interested in sex (forcibly buying stockings is too stupid). The main focus of the female protagonist is to describe her mind and attitude, which is worthy of the setting of a powerful emperor.
It's okay. If you're not a book reader, you can read it. The writing is okay in Tomato. But now there are too few chapters and it's not enough to read.
It's pretty good, the plot setting is quite interesting