“Want to get back to your world? In my experience, the most straightforward way is… How about you try dying too?”
I looked at the woman before me, still every inch an empress despite her teddy-bear pajamas, and calmly offered my scientific conclusion.
“How dare you!”
“Your Majesty, let me make this clear up front: you can die, but please don’t do it in my house!” I shrugged helplessly. “I’m just a broke guy who’s only just gotten out of the hospital. I really can’t afford a lawyer.”
The empress’s phoenix eyes blazed with fury, her chest heaving. “You… You think I wouldn’t dare?”
I sighed and crushed the last of her dignity without hesitation:
“Your Majesty, stop struggling. Your Great Qi fell more than fifteen hundred years ago!”
…
I’m Li Luo. I transmigrated to ancient times and spent ten years as a close eunuch to an emperor who dressed as a man. After finally getting shot to death by a hail of arrows, I “retired with honors” and came back to the modern world.
I thought I’d get a fresh start and embrace a wonderful modern life. Who knew that my aloof, domineering, decisive empress would come along too!
The supreme ruler who once commanded all beneath heaven is now penniless, without even a household registration, a “ghost resident” whose last possession is a fertilizer sack.
And me, once a lowly “attendant,” have become her only support in this bizarre new world.
Teaching an ancient emperor how to use a toilet, identify appliances, and ride the subway… Good heavens, this is more exhausting than serving her in the study while she reviewed memorials!
Your Majesty, times have changed. I’m the one looking after you now!
It's okay, but it's a bit stiff to take people away at the beginning, and then the parents' plot doesn't match up. The settings of the male and female protagonists are quite good. The male protagonist is not the kind of low-key person who is interested in sex (forcibly buying stockings is too stupid). The main focus of the female protagonist is to describe her mind and attitude, which is worthy of the setting of a powerful emperor.
It's pretty good, the plot setting is quite interesting
It's okay. If you're not a book reader, you can read it. The writing is okay in Tomato. But now there are too few chapters and it's not enough to read.