[After time travel, my mortal enemy and I were snatched away by textbooks? !
History professor Lin Shuya opened her eyes: earthquake ruins + hungry twin siblings + "withholding of food aid" scene!
She angrily turned over the "Encyclopedia of Criminal Law" in her mind——
The history book master suddenly opened the microphone: "Host, don't panic! Page 33 of "The Book of Si Sheng", confront him!"
Guard: "Where can a village woman dare to make a mistake?!"
Lin Shuya slapped the table: "According to Daliang law, those who are greedy for thirty kilograms of food will be castrated to make soup!"
Mathematics genius Bai Jinye raised his head: Unlucky prince + ruined house + chase package!
He clicked on the calculator in his head——
The math book wizard forced a pop-up window: [Dear! The deduction rate is detected at 37.8%. Should you activate the taunt mode?
Bai Jinye blurted out: "Sir, the change you are greedy for is enough to buy a coffin!"
The guard ran away with his stick: "Two monsters! Die!"
[On the way to escape famine, the textbooks became refined and forced me to engage in poverty alleviation!
Others fled: digging wild vegetables and chewing tree bark.
They both fled:
The history book master brainwashed Lin Shuya late at night: "Dear~ The water conservancy chapter of "Tiangong Kaiwu" has been unlocked! The waterwheel drawing is only 9 yuan and 90 yuan with free shipping!"
Didi Bai Jinye, a math book geek, said: "Dear! The optimal slope of the terraces is 36.5°, And the yield per mu has increased by 200%! If you don't do it, you are not a human being!"
Villager: "The Bai brothers and sisters quarreled in the air in the middle of the night... Are they dancing?"
The patriarch covered his chest: "Ancestors! They used the ancestral hall as a PPT platform!"
[Eating melon in court, the textbook guy and I laughed like crazy in Liangzhou!
Secret report from the Crown Princess: "The Royal Concubine wants to do something to you!"
