[High Martial Drug-Powered Cultivation] + [Wacky Comedy] + [Unhinged Story]
Su Ming transmigrates into a High Martial world where drug-enhanced cultivation is all the rage. From the start, he inherits a martial arts school and awakens the “I Am Not the Medicine God” System. Selling medicine is all it takes to get stronger.
So he decides to become a private tutor at the martial arts school who specializes in selling medicine. “Private lessons at our school are free! Buy medicine, and get private lessons included!”
Su Ming's medicine has absurd effects. It can turn a good-for-nothing into an unparalleled genius, though it does come with one tiny little side effect.
After taking the medicine, the campus beauty's cultivation advances by leaps and bounds, earning her a place at a junior college and sending her straight to the top! But her muscles keep growing bigger and bigger. One back flex, and she turns day into night!
“Is your medicine even legit? Who gave me a demon back?!”
After taking the medicine, the spiritual telekinetic's mental power surges explosively. The only problem is, their hair keeps thinning, their head gets pointier, and they start talking nonsense and arguing with themselves.
“Then let me ask you: are you a man or a woman... Let me ask you... why is your head so pointy?”
After taking the medicine, the martial grandmaster's skill skyrockets, and years of bottlenecks vanish with a wave of the hand. The only problem is that whenever he's in a crowd, he can't help breaking into a bizarre, hypnotic dance.
“Gini tai mei~ oh~ baby~”
When Su Ming reaches the pinnacle of the world by selling medicine, everyone bows before him and wonders, “What could a big shot like this possibly be?”
Su Ming waves his hand, looking innocent. “You've got it all wrong. I'm just an ordinary private tutor at a martial arts school!”
