[Salted Fish Promotion + Semi-invincible Taoism + Folklore Weird Stories + Sassy Operations + Slow Heat]
My name is Lin Feng, and I am a member of the Special Investigation Bureau. I just want to start my new life, and I have only one goal - to resign.
This bad job is so evil! Ghosts and ghosts are a common occurrence, and mental pollution occurs every day.
After all, this job is too terrible: bumping into ghosts means commuting, seeing evil spirits to build a team, and the mental pollution exceeds the standard and can be sent directly to a mental hospital.
But just half a line into the resignation letter, I was slapped in the face with an order: Director of the Operations Division, it is you.
A Buddhist life? Death.
Okay, if you can't avoid it, just be tough! Fear death? Go crazy first!
The corpse of Laoshan is a deceptive corpse? I threw the talisman to obscure his Tianling Cap: "Lie down, do you understand?"
Xiangxi's corpse exorcism team lost control, and the corpses were dancing? I rang the soul bell: "Change the song! Preparation for broadcast gymnastics——"
A fairy fire merger from the Northeast? I kicked the door open: "Stop! The winner will ask me to give him a skewer, and the loser... I'll ask you too!"
Are corpses erected in the Yellow River to seek their lives? I threw the fairy rope: "Come and try the landlubber suffocation set meal!"
The more outrageous things are yet to come: a nun in the Vatican is possessed and does a back flip, the statue of Jesus secretly wipes his tears in the middle of the night, the Pharaoh of the Pyramid wants to go shopping with an army of mummies, and hundreds of ghosts in the Sakura Country block the door of my house at night...
I used a MAX lightning technique with my backhand: "Show me the 'Daytime Fireworks Show'!"
The General Administration's emergency call was about to explode: "Boss Lin! Stop! All the old people in the country are so scared by you that they dare not even breathe!"
I held my cigarette in my mouth and looked at the sky, with a look of sorrow on my face: I didn't want to either, but this hat of being a "trickster talker" was welded on my head by itself!
