Starting with a frying pan, I fried locusts and became popular in Chang'an!
Traveling through the disaster years of the Tang Dynasty, Lin Feng watched the locusts in the sky with joy - how could these be pests? It is clearly a protein gold mine!
I set up a pot in the street, and the aroma of fried locusts wafted ten miles away, but the people called me a monster? The county magistrate will arrest me and put me in jail? Backhand a swill bucket to buckle your head, teach the gangster how to behave! Sophistry in the court, fighting with the Confucian scholars? The county magistrate is stunned by fallacies and heresies, and the fragrance of insects is so fragrant that the emperor is drooling!
Li Shimin slapped the case and stood up: "I want this son!"
Name me the special envoy for killing locusts? Do all the officials laugh at "ruling the country by eating insects"? As soon as the policy of "catching locusts in exchange for food" came out, millions of people rushed to grab the locusts! Zhao family throws excrement to cause trouble? The bucket of shit will be reversed and you will suffer the consequences! Imperial doctors resist making soap from filth? Slapping soap on the face revealed that the imperial doctor's face was covered in black mud!
From then on, my sexy moves shocked both the government and the public:
The big man from the Ministry of Industry was shocked when the Quyuan plow turned over the ground!
The aroma of stir-fried kidney flowers stuns the imperial chef, and he wins the golden knife bet!
Princess Fiery Horse whips me? A skewer of grilled meat makes her break her defenses, it smells so good!
Won 10 games of backgammon in Changle in a row, and titillated your heart with desserts!
Until the Turkic army of 100,000 cuts off our food routes...
Cheng Chumo screamed desperately? Will the generals oppose the conspiracy? I issued a military order: "Barbecue to lure the enemy, if defeated, behead them!"
The aroma from hundreds of ovens filled the mountains, and the enemy troops abandoned their weapons and climbed up the hill to beg for food! Night fire attack? Pour oil on it in advance, and the fire camp will illuminate the night sky! Ashina was shirtless and rushed into the fire: "Tang Gou! Duel!" I poured wine and slapped the table: "Win me? All the princesses of the ten countries belong to me!"
Li Shimin narrowed his eyes: "That's right!"
Tubo Princess Mu Qiang defected? The Turkic princess is on a arrogant hunger strike? Hometown grilled skewers with mare custard, instantly break your guard and get married! Princesses from the Four Kingdoms fighting for their first wives? The emperor's cool operation: "Teeth in order of age, regardless of the right side!
