My Whole Clan Heard My Thoughts, Then Went Wild Cultivating Immortality

Family-wide mind reading + awakened spiritual roots + beloved family member's comeback + play the pig to eat the tiger + hilarious cultivation + cannon fodder's rise Just as the Lingxian Sect was on the verge of falling apart, the newborn Su Xiaomeng's thoughts rang out across the whole clan: “Dad, that lousy sword of yours needs to be melted down and reforged.” “Mom, don't put so much salt in the alchemy pills!” “Grandpa, the formation disk hidden under your bed can save the spiritual leyline!” At first, the elders scoffed, “She's still in diapers. What could she possibly know?” Then the spiritual leyline erupted, her good-for-nothing cousin awakened a Heavenly Spiritual Root, and her mortal grandmother summoned the Mystic Water of the Ninth Heaven... The whole clan fell to their knees and cried, “Little princess, who's making a comeback next?” Su Xiaomeng yawned around her pacifier, her thoughts full of scorn: “First, let's turn the neighboring Xuanjian Sect into our spiritual herb garden.” A baby says a few words, and the whole family goes on a rampage. The cultivation world is about to be turned upside down!