The good news: she made it into the great transmigration wave sweeping the cultivation world.
The bad news: the System she's bound to is a streamer-training System specializing in "abstract antics."
Lin Yan transmigrates into the original novel as Yunmiao Peak's beloved, aloof, and ethereal dream girl. She thinks she'll be able to ride her celestial aura to success in the cultivation world and become a dignified beauty perched high above everyone else.
Instead, on her very first day, the System forces her to perform the eighth set of radio calisthenics in front of spiritual plants, add comedic sound effects to flying on a sword, and even put on a show at the sect tournament called "How to Tell Your Pill Furnace a Lame Joke Using Spiritual Energy."
Her aloof goddess persona? Shattered into dust.
What happened to being an untouchable beauty? Now she's the cultivation world's famous "abstract goofball."
Lin Yan gives up trying: Fine, I'll be absurd. The System gives out plenty of rewards for its tasks, so it's not a bad deal.
But the more she lets loose, the stranger the people gathering around her become.
The Immortal Venerable, whose face is always frozen, smiles whenever he sees her clowning around.
The unruly Demon Lord is always coming over to tease her: "What new stunt are you pulling today?"
And then there are the refined young masters from distinguished families, the taciturn sword cultivator big shots...
Lin Yan is baffled: Wait, I've made myself this ridiculous. How are all of you falling even harder for me?
A System notification pops up: [Congratulations, Host! Your abstract antics have triggered a heartthrob effect, and your charm stat has gone through the roof!]
Lin Yan: "..." This cultivation world seems even more absurd than my System.
