Product manager Zhou Yiming died suddenly after working 996 hours. When he woke up, he was in Deep Well Psychiatric Hospital. A mysterious phone pulled him into the “Patients’ Chat Group,” where every member claimed to be a true god: the God of Thunder could produce electricity, the Goddess of Wealth knew how to trade crypto, and anything the loli drew became pregnant. At eight every night, they held an “Auction for Divine Positions.” The losers were swallowed by a black hole. When a thirteenth bed appeared at the end of the corridor, Zhou Yiming realized he had two choices: prove he was a god, or become a bug in the universe.