[A 996 corporate drone dies from overwork and wakes up as a cannon-fodder outer disciple in “Lie-Flat Valley” of the cultivation world, barely alive after being kicked off Ten Thousand Beasts Cliff.]
A cheeky System suddenly blares: [Survival instinct detected. Activating the Law of Causality: Cooldown Reduction Module! Watch someone practice swordsmanship ten times? Steal seven-tenths of their skill in three hours. Want good fortune? Trigger a hidden quest just by walking past!]
From then on, the cultivation world gains its “laziest powerhouse”:
While others seclude themselves to master powerful arts, he squats in a corner watching his fellow disciples practice swordsmanship and copies seventy percent of their skill with a 90% cooldown reduction.
While others risk their lives fighting over spirit herbs, he waits in a corner for his “cooldown to refresh” and picks up an ancient legacy that someone else missed.
He can even “speedrun” the laws of the Great Dao. While others spend a century comprehending the Dao, he reaches a new realm over a cup of tea!
He crushes geniuses in the outer-disciple tournament, stumbles across ancient ruins in secret realms, and uses cooldown-reduced formations and talismans to thrash prodigies from every sect in the grand tournament of ten thousand sects…
He thought he was just rising to the top by lying flat, until one day he discovers:
The System can pry into the secrets of the Heavenly Dao. Could it be that the so-called Heavenly Dao is actually a “simulator” built by a higher civilization?
Lying flat like a lazy fish has become his ultimate weapon for rewriting the rules.
“Want to destroy the world? You’ll have to get past me first. My cooldown… hasn’t finished yet~”
(The whole story is packed with action. Watch the laziest protagonist cut through the entire cultivation world in the laziest way possible!)
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