[Workaholic slacker bottom x cold, celibate exorcist top | Powerful duo | Face-slapping story | Demons and ghosts run rampant]
Other people go on blind dates for money. I go on one and nearly lose my life!
Lin Jian is an ordinary office worker who just wants to enjoy a peaceful meal. Then an enthusiastic auntie strong-arms him into a blind date.
Not only is his date late, but a ghost starts causing trouble at the cafe!
Darkness falls, a sinister wind blows, and Lin Jian nearly dies on the spot, until his blind date crashes through the window and takes the thing out in one move!
Shen Xuan: "It's not a ghost, it's a demon. It has its eye on you."
Lin Jian: "???" His whole worldview lies in ruins.
And the most outrageous part is yet to come.
His blind date, Shen Xuan, claims to be the strongest celestial master in the mystical arts world, and says Lin Jian has a "demon-attracting constitution". Apparently, he's a walking feast for demons!
Then... the cold-faced celestial master forcibly "protects" him, and they start living together?!
Shen Xuan, at first: "You're a nuisance. I'll keep an eye on you. Don't die."
Shen Xuan, later: "Stay away from him! He's mine!" (He keeps every good demon, evil demon, and person who tries to get near Lin Jian at bay.)
Lin Jian: "..." So much for being cold and celibate. Who is this jealous grouch?!
